Blog.

I feel like writing a blog today
even though I have nothing to say.
I could talk about fish, I could talk about whey,
besides, who reads this blog anyway?

Yesterday I got a new chair
It was out by the garbage, but looks rather fair
I always wanted one that was shaped like a square!
I hope my husband don't know I found it there.

Sunday I played with all the rats,
I fed them, and held them, and hit them with bats.
I didn't really, it just rhymes, fats,
slats, flats, mats, cats, acrobats.

This is the end of my useless blog
but it was fun, and I used my nog
I can't wait till it rains, so I can catch a frog
but for now I'll play with my dog.