Blah.

Blah: adj. The often overwhelming lack of excitement, desire or care of anything; The common case of Blah can be easily identified by use of the phrases, "hm," "mmhm," "uh," and "huh" in place of full sentences, or even basic words in general.  In fact, during a strong case of Blah, language skills are activated solely by the amount of chocolate consumption, but usually only %6 of the time is full language use restored.  Communication may increase upon use of other variables such as 1) quality of chocolate, 2) quantity of chocolate, 3) home-made-ness of chocolaty goodness, and 4) the Cadbury egg.  Other symptoms of a case of Blah: Excessive sleeping and frowning; a lack of appetite (exception of chocolate), also a lack of energy, interest, and/or blinking.  TV viewing and pointless crying may also exceed regular expected amounts.  How to treat a case of blah: Buy chocolate.  If you are feeling these symptoms personally: a) get someone to buy you chocolate, or b) steal your husband's.  He didn't need it anyway.